Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special: Your All-Access Pass to the Chaos for $9.99
If you’re the kind of sicko who refreshes Twitter 40 times a day during the portal window… you’re our people.
This stretch – Signing Day → January portal chaos – followed by a little early Big 12 hoops and wrestling – is where rosters actually get built (or wrecked). It’s the part national outlets mostly gloss over, and it’s where Pokes fans want real information, not drive-by takes.
So we’re doing something simple for this window:
One $9.99 “Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special” gets you full Pokes Report Premium access through the end of the January transfer portal window plus one week of fallout coverage.
After that? You can stick around on a normal month-to-month plan… or bail if you really want to go back to guessing from message board screenshots.
What You Get with the Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special
Once you’re in, you’re in. Here’s what that $9.99 gets you during this stretch:
- Football: Signing Day & Transfer Portal
- Signing Day Fallout & Class Breakdown (Premium)
- Not just “we signed X three-stars.” We’ll talk fit, timelines and what it really means for 2026–27.
Transfer Portal Big Board & Tracker (Premium)
- Positions of need
- Realistic targets
- Incoming/outgoing players
- How each move hits the depth chart
Scholarship Count & Early 2-Deep Reset (Premium)
- A living, updated look at who’s on scholarship, where the holes are, and an early depth chart you can argue with.
Hoops & Wrestling in Full Swing
- Big 12 Hoops Reality Check (Premium): What this team is, what it’s not and what has to click to play meaningful March basketball.
- Wrestling Mid-Season Grade Card (Premium): Weight-by-weight: strengths, concerns and where OSU stacks nationally as we roll toward championship season.
Offseason War Room Updates
Throughout the portal window and that extra week of fallout, Premium subscribers will get:
- Regular “Offseason War Room” updates rounding up:
- Portal movement
- Staff/coaching tweaks (if any)
- Key recruiting nuggets
- Weekly hoops/wrestling storylines you actually care about
If you want to keep up without living in a group chat 24/7, this is your lane.
How the Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special Works
- We’re keeping the mechanics as straightforward as possible:
- You pay $9.99 one time for the Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special.
- You get full Pokes Report Premium access immediately — no watered-down “trial” version.
- Your access runs through the end of the January transfer portal window plus one extra week for the fallout coverage. (Exact end date will show on the checkout page.)
- After that date, your account rolls into our standard Premium plan at $9.99/month, billed monthly —unless you cancel before the Offseason Special period ends.
- If you cancel, you keep access through the end of what you already paid for, and then it stops. No surprise mid-month cutoffs.
Normal pricing for Pokes Report Premium is:
- $9.99 per month
- $100 per year if you want to go annual and be done with it.
The Offseason Special just gives you a clean way to jump in now, ride out the portal madness and then decide if you want to stick around.
Get the Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special – $9.99
Want the Ultimate OSU Gift? You Can Now Gift Pokes Report Premium
While we’re at it, we’re also rolling out gift subscriptions.
If you’ve got a dad, brother, buddy or that one OSU friend in enemy territory who still bleeds orange, you can now:
Give them a full year of Pokes Report Premium for $100.
How the Gift Subscription Works
- You buy a digital gift card for a 1-year Pokes Report Premium subscription.
- You’ll get a code or link you can send to the recipient.
When they redeem it, they get 12 months of full Pokes Report Premium access.
At the end of the year they can walk away, or they can plug their own payment info in and stick with the regular $9.99/month or $100/year plans.
It’s basically a stocking stuffer for the OSU fan who already owns every shirt, hat and foam finger known to Cowboy fans.
Gift a 1-Year Pokes Report Premium Subscription – $100
Why We’re Doing This
We know how this fanbase works. The season “ends,” and then the real degenerates log in even more:
- Who’s leaving?
- Who’s coming in?
- Are we actually better, worse, or just different?
- How do hoops and wrestling fit into the bigger OSU picture right now?
The Holiday Transfer Portal Offseason Special is our way of saying: “If you’re going to ride out the chaos with us anyway… here’s the cleanest way to lock in, follow along, and actually know what’s going on.”
If you’re already Premium, ride with us like normal. If you’ve been on the fence, this is your chance to trade rumors for receipts and sit in the War Room with us.
